Hi bb!
Is it hot as hell where you are right now? Because it’s hot as hell where we are right now. On Sunday, it was 94 degrees outside, but the heat index said it was 110°. Davin and I drove to Minneapolis to have a cute afternoon, and every time we exited an air-conditioned building, we bellowed like bison, stunned by the feeling of walking into a sauna with all our clothes on.
Steamy. Disgusting. My sunglasses kept fogging up. Sweating profusely as we scurried from car to building, bitching about the heat, Davin turned to me and our friend Claire and said in a chatty voice, “Hey, did you guys hear that the inventor of the windchill factor died recently?”
Claire: What? No.
Davin: Yeah, he was 82, but he felt like 64.
Y’all it’s Pride month, and I know you’re busy, so I’ve got a shortie for you today! (It is also a longie, because I spent forever????? making you the DUMBEST thing on Canva LOL)
I made you a little Pride bingo card (a Pringo card!!) to help you with your homosexual celebrations! And it doesn’t matter if you already had Pride where you are—you can still play, and there’s a prize!
Here is the bingo card:
And here’s how to play:
All you have to do is comment below and tell me if you got a BINGO, and what you bingo’d on, and that’s it! You can also play by simply telling me something weird that you’ve seen at Pride before.
You’ll be entered into a contest I made up, where I send you a surprise gayass package filled with absolute nonsense! That’s right: One licky (wow i was trying to type “lucky” but it stays) queermosexual (in the lower 48 states of the U.S., i wish i could pay international postage but the fees are wild) will win a strange, fun, and extremely gay prize that comes in the mail! Contest will be open until July 1, let’s play!!
See you at Pride next week!🌈🌈🌈🌈
Because you’re coming to Minneapolis, right??
***SUMMER VACATION ALERT: I’ll be out for the next two weeks, recovering from Pride and then fooling around the week after the 4th of July. Back on July 15, baybee!!***
*********THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST IS SHAWNA! Congrats baybee!!*********
CRYING.
Free mom hugs!🥰