I love you so much, Krista, I just wanna kiss your little face-face. The Varsity fountain pens are a dream come true. Let’s go deface something. Yes, I am sharing with my realtor. Bike saddles are appalling in general. But I have to depart with you on babytalk, doll. It helps me get through my no-good, very bad days. Caftan ON!
My husband's Uncle was named David, and his two daughters also married Davids. Very easy to only have to remember one male name on that side of the family!
Fountain pens? Hell yes. And refillable ones are even better because ALL THE COLOURS are now yours. All of them.
and what _is_ it with gynecologists? I was bloody furious when I, wanting to set the tone for how to talk to me dropped the term 'endometrial hyperplasia" casually into my first sentence... and he went on to say things like "your uterus--that's your womb, in your tummy" and while I refrained from hitting him with an anatomy book at this point I almost lost the plot when he started to tell me that ultrasound images "look like just like old 1950s televisions and you can't really be sure". Yeah, I got the standard patronise the middle aged woman spiel. (It kind of went downhill from there. I have some glorious horror stories.)
MY NAME IS JENNIFER and the nurse is always surprised when I check and make sure I’m the right one, like ma’am it was the number one name in America for literally FIFTEEN YEARS IN A ROW
i absolutely just startled reading this bc of course my dad's name is also david lol. but he would have laughed for sure and turned it into a standup bit to regale the family with.
i need to know the precise kind of baby talk you mean, because if Elwood (who is 13) isn't my little angel baby puppy, i don't know who is! are you referring to things like "let me see your little pawsie-wasies" or the genre as a whole? basically i'm guilty and i need to know how bad it is!!
Your needs don’t have to be small and cute to get met. Ka-blow!
when i said it, she looked like i'd smacked her! oops DIVORCE HIM
You are such a funny bitch, thank you for making my day brighter every Tuesday. Makes me glad to be gay in a world with you in it.
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Thank you for making my crying baby-induced sleepless night much funnier 🫠
here for you! and sorry about the no sleep!!💕💕
I've been wanting to try a fountain pen for all of the physical letters I'm writing but didn't want to commit to a forever one so THANK YOU.
You're gonna love the Varsity!! also love that you're writing physical letters, this is so romantique!!!
Check out Twsbi fountain pens- they're wonderful pens, won't cost an arm or leg and you'll have hundreds of ink colors to choose from!!!
(I love the Varsitys but I don't love that they're disposable.)
ooh I have not heard of! thank you!
Thanks!
Okaaaaay, tell us you didn't Microsoft Paint that realtor tooth gap!! It looks like a pixelated dot!
I totally did!! Picture me SCOURING google images for a pic of something I see constantly, i could not find one!
Bahahahahahaha! Perfection. Really and truly.
Jessica on Perfect Match saying her boyfriend kissing another woman and then lying about it made her "uncomfy" !!!???!!!???
oh HELL NO
I love you so much, Krista, I just wanna kiss your little face-face. The Varsity fountain pens are a dream come true. Let’s go deface something. Yes, I am sharing with my realtor. Bike saddles are appalling in general. But I have to depart with you on babytalk, doll. It helps me get through my no-good, very bad days. Caftan ON!
Uh oh you've unlocked the magic power of calling me 'doll', you get to do whatever you want in a caftan!! 💋💋💋
My husband's Uncle was named David, and his two daughters also married Davids. Very easy to only have to remember one male name on that side of the family!
That is very helpful! I'm imagining you buying fistfuls of souvenir name-keychains💖💖
Fountain pens? Hell yes. And refillable ones are even better because ALL THE COLOURS are now yours. All of them.
and what _is_ it with gynecologists? I was bloody furious when I, wanting to set the tone for how to talk to me dropped the term 'endometrial hyperplasia" casually into my first sentence... and he went on to say things like "your uterus--that's your womb, in your tummy" and while I refrained from hitting him with an anatomy book at this point I almost lost the plot when he started to tell me that ultrasound images "look like just like old 1950s televisions and you can't really be sure". Yeah, I got the standard patronise the middle aged woman spiel. (It kind of went downhill from there. I have some glorious horror stories.)
OH MY GOD, what an asshole!! "in your tummy" get OUT of here!!
I looooove fountain pens!
Weird cutesy nonsense, less so.
Hope you escaped the doctor's eventually
I did! Not before all the Davids trickled out, but we got there eventually💖
MY NAME IS JENNIFER and the nurse is always surprised when I check and make sure I’m the right one, like ma’am it was the number one name in America for literally FIFTEEN YEARS IN A ROW
LMAO i didn't know that!! but good thing you check, what if some other Jennifer was getting a leg amputated or something??
Exactly! And we are all getting to be “a certain age” at this point so it’s only going to happen more lol
i absolutely just startled reading this bc of course my dad's name is also david lol. but he would have laughed for sure and turned it into a standup bit to regale the family with.
see now that kind of David sounds fun!!
Ha! My thoughts _exactly_ when reading this.
Baby talk to pets after they are no longer kittens/puppies! I just can’t deal with it. -5 stars
I mean the voice really, like always speaking to your pet with a higher pitched baby voice. I can’t stand it. But yes the pawsy wawsies are bad too. 😂
i need to know the precise kind of baby talk you mean, because if Elwood (who is 13) isn't my little angel baby puppy, i don't know who is! are you referring to things like "let me see your little pawsie-wasies" or the genre as a whole? basically i'm guilty and i need to know how bad it is!!